 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
Her. |
| Marital Status: |
N/A |
| Children: |
N/A |
| Education: |
College Graduate |
| Religion: |
N/A |
| Smoke: |
Yes |
| Drink: |
Yes |
| Occupation: |
Cyborg PirateNinja Jesus |
| Body Type: |
Athletic |
| Height: |
5' 7" |
| Ethnicity: |
White / Caucasian |
| Languages: |
English, Spanish |
Sexy Stuff
| I Am Looking For: |
My spork. |
| Sexual Fantasies: |
A midget wearing stripeys, tied to a palm tree, in the rain... what? |
| Sex is Best: |
when its free? O.o |
| Cybersex: |
N/A |
| I Want You To: |
Make me a sammich? |
| Cybersex Personality: |
My Cybersex is a misunderstood sociopath with abandonment issues... |
My Web Gifts
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$Mad__Hatter's Scoop
About me:
My alphabet starts with this letter called yuzz. It's the letter I use to spell yuzz-a-ma-tuzz. You'll be sort of surprised what there is to be found once you go beyond 'Z' and start poking around...
Who I'd like to meet:
God. I want to ask Him why I am the way I am and why He is the way He is...
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More About $Mad__Hatter
My Other Profile/Website Links:
N/A
Interests:
Someday. Someday after someday.
My Favorite Websites:
Filmcow.com
The ones with teh free pron. :D
Music:
Social Distortion, Reckless Kelly, Johnny Cash, Marty Robbins, George Strait, Ludacris, Old Crow Medicine Show, Goo Goo Dolls, AFI, Eminem, Blink 182, Hollywood Undead, Avenged Sevenfold, Tupac, Martina McBride, Dr. Dre, Tiger Army, Rancid, Flogging Molly, Yellowcard, Smashing Pumpkins, CCR, the other CCR, and just about anything else that isn't Miley Beeberish.
Movies:
The Count of Monte Cristo, The Sandlot, The Notebook, American History X, The Hangover, Swingers, The Princess Bride, Seven, Empire Records, V for Vendetta, Van Wilder, Boondock Saints, Inception, Grease, Walk the Line.
Books:
Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?
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