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$Jakk_Hammer
"To make a woman squirt is like creating art with liquid"
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Straight 
53 years old 
fischer, State N/A 
US
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$Jakk_Hammer says “We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.”
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Last Profile Login: 6/28/2010
Last World Login: 6/25/2010
Member Since: 5/15/2010
General Info
I Am Here For: For a New Experience, To Explore My Sexuality, To Meet People
Marital Status: Divorced
Children: Eventually
Education: Some College
Religion: Other
Smoke: Yes
Drink: Yes
Occupation: retail
Body Type: Average
Height: 5' 9"
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Languages: English
Sexy Stuff
I Am Looking For: Virtual Relationship, Cyber Sex, Social Encounters, Just Looking, Real Life Relationship, Erotic Chat, Cyber Friendships
Sexual Fantasies: Fetishes, Swapping, Domination, Bondage, A Beach, Costumes, Toys, Multiple People, Massage Oil, A Public Place, Exhibition & Voyeurism
Sex is Best: Passionate, Loving, Experimental, Wild, Kinky
Cybersex: Yes
I Want You To: Tell Me Your Fantasy
Cybersex Personality: Amateur, Loving, Passionate, Voyeur, Threesomes, Fun With Toys, Nasty, Not Too Wild, Adventurous, Kinky, Aggressive, Passive, Wild, Role Player, Exhibitionist
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About me:
Im Jakk! Nice to meet you all! im here honestly to find a fun and relaxed person who would like to explore the never ending pleasures of sex and mutual gratification! im a big hearted fella with a non judgmental frame of mind! to each his own! there are many things i would still like to experience! i am at the root of it a wee bit of a freak! i have learned how to enduce a female ejaculation (squirting) and i do mean to tell you that it is one of the biggest turn ons for me to see a woman cum so explosively! EXPLOSIVELY! I do enjoying cooking! My most favoritest (i make up words cause i can, i do have spell check!) thing to cook is Carne Guisada! AND DAMN CAN I MAKE IT GOOOOD! my steaks have that of wolf and man characteristic to them (but those are for me) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR STEAK? I DO NOT LIKE THE COLD!!!! I'm talkin about sunshine, beach, buck nekkid, a lil sand where it should'nt be..... and that salty crystal blue water! Maybe one of those lil coconut drinks with the umbrella in it! NOW THAT IS A GOOD PLACE TO BE! I am single!! LIARS SUCK! i am SUPER AWESOME WITH KIDS! I have 3 nieces and they LOVE ME TO DEATH! I been an adopted uncle to many times to count and god father twice..... One last thing i hate (and i reserve that word for a very few things) is social standards! Please be original! Sometimes it seems like I don't fit anywhere and I'm ok with that! We live in a country where you are allowed to think for your self, to be your own person!(well, I'm not sure about that anymore, considering current events and such),but that is something that is VERY important to me! I dont believe in the phrase TO MUCH INFORMATION! that's the dumbest crap Ive ever heard of! KNOWLEDGE IS POWER, GOOD AND BAD! i keeps it real and silly, if that's to much for you to handle heh heh heh then this prolly isn't gonna work!
Who I'd like to meet:
a freak like me! LOL thats the truth of it here is the low down! . hmmmmmm... well would have to be somebody i could trust first and foremost, someone who speaks their mind and can still take in the opinion of another, a woman that would be interested in exploring the many ins and outs of sexual pleasure's, "lady in the street, freak in the bed" always is a good thang! but more than that a woman not afraid to stand up for herself and be who SHE wants to be, not what others believe she should be! thats also important to me!
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Interests:
i love nekkid! sgood! paintball, playing guitar, making women squirt and squirt and squirt, and being a silly ass!
My Favorite Websites:
pornhum.com, piratebay.com wunderground.com
Music:
NIN, my life with the thrill kill kult, celldweller, front 242, skatenigs, pantera, OLD metalica, apocolyptica, willie and waylon, nelli fratado, edie brickell,

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Saturday, June 5, 2010 10:14 AM PSTReport Links

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Thursday, May 20, 2010 09:51 AM PSTReport Links

To catch a snowflake One of the fun things to do during the snowy season is to catch snowflakes in your mouth. 1 -Spot a nice sized snowflake and focus on it. Stay focused on one until it's in your mouth and you can go after another 2 - Open your mouth as wide as it can go, without dislocating your jaw. 3 -Don't close your mouth. If you do you will probably end up losing your train of thought and besides, you know what's going to happen, the snowflake is going to melt in your mouth. 4-Then keep your tongue out and watch it melt! Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket

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